It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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