Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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