Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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