absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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