A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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