I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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