Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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