She announced her abortion via fbk
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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