We're like a lot better than the average bears
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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