She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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