we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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