i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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