Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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