Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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