just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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