My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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