you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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