Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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