it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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