Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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