I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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