it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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