How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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