one two three fourrrrnication!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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