Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So much rum. So many feels.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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