these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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