ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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