We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
