I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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