First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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