No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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