so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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