Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
