He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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