thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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