Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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