No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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