I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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