worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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