Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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