Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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