I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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