...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
