She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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