I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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