Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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