Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
farters have to be the big spoon...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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