That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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