Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
