I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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