The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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