I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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