We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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