I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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