Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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