My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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