doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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