Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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