So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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