nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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