when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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