your room smells of hookers.
And success
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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