on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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